Team by Team

THE FULL REPORTS

A complete page per franchise: grade, every pick explained, the 3-year outlook, and the taxi names that matter in 2027-28. Ordered by 2026 power ranking.

#1 • Medsker
The Doctors
B

“Champs shopped like champs: two items, both correct”

12-2 '25 value #3 2 picks 1 taxi
#2 • Jonny
benjamin buttons
A-

“The all-in heard round the league”

5-9 '25 value #1 4 picks 3 taxi
#3 • Rajib
One BUTTON After Another
B

“Quiet accumulation while everyone else lit money on fire”

8-6 '25 value #2 5 picks 3 taxi
#4 • Kenny
Backpocket Burgers
A-

“The commissioner's plan survived contact with the draft”

8-6 '25 value #9 4 picks 1 taxi
#5 • Travis
epsteindidntdrafthimself
B-

“Talent acquired, prices ignored”

8-6 '25 value #7 4 picks 2 taxi
#6 • Geoff
Abernathy Antelopes
B+

“Aggression with a theme: buy Cleveland, buy targets, worry about QB never”

6-8 '25 value #5 5 picks 3 taxi
#7 • Jeremy
slippery snakes
B+

“One pick did all the work, and it was the right pick”

5-9 '25 value #6 6 picks 2 taxi
#8 • Squirelly
The Jahanas Brothers
C+

“Stockpiling skill talent while the QB house burns”

7-7 '25 value #10 4 picks 3 taxi
#9 • Jasson
Chuba Chuba Dike
B+

“Slid down, still got the QB, pocketed a starter for the trouble”

6-8 '25 value #8 7 picks 0 taxi
#10 • Josh
Puffin Island
A-

“The QB lottery ticket booth, and the tickets are good”

6-8 '25 value #12 5 picks 2 taxi
#11 • Mark
Ward Hogs
A+

“The teardown of the year, executed with a scalpel”

9-5 '25 value #4 9 picks 3 taxi
#12 • Shariati
Russini’s AI (.) (.)
A-

“The 1.01 does the heavy lifting, the rest is scaffolding”

4-10 '25 value #11 5 picks 2 taxi